Fallen: Chapter 14

She could feel herself wanting simpler and simpler things as it became harder to compartmentalize, to rationalize, to trust that she would soon be free. She wanted to sit, to stand, to move, to breathe freely. The tree seemed to be pressing harder and harder, and she wondered whether she was imagining it or whether it actually was sinking slowly into the moist ground, pushing her ribs to the breaking point.

* * *

Grey skies and coffee.

Pull the front door behind you, slamming it tight. Listen to the loose glass rattle, wonder when it will fall out and slice someone’s foot open. Down the stairs, brown paint wearing thin. Cut across the lawn, finding the key in your pocket. Take a look at the neighbors’ houses. Nothing going on.

Look for traffic, insert key, feel the lock pop open. Watch your coat, maybe sigh a little as you lower yourself down into the seat. Slam the door, fasten lap belt, start the car, shoulder belt slides into place. Hair out of face, check mirror, carefully shift transmission into gear and pull out.

Pass the church, new sign. New when? A year ago? Two? Three?

Pass the yellow house with the barking dogs.

Pass the yard with the huge boat in the driveway, oversized garage that had to be set back, building plans modified late in construction, a sign mounted one day cursing the mayor and the governor.

Wait for the jogger, hands limp in front of her, headphones on, doesn’t look into your eyes. Turn onto Peak Street, an easy four blocks. Drive past the junior high with loitering juniors, past the college with dozens of bikes chained up but not a student in sight.

Benjamin Street, always busy. Any time of the day. Wait for the light, turn right and it’s one block down to Dexter Avenue. Wait, wait, turn again, and turn into the parking lot. One tiny space, it’s yours.

Ignition off, key out, door open, slide out, coat collecting grime from the wagon’s side panel. Next comes the Busy Walk, a busy person’s walk across the parking lot, chin high and purse shouldered.

Turn onto the sidewalk, walk past the empty dingy white plastic patio furniture, the smell of roasting coffee beans fogging into the air.

Door #1. Yes, we’re OPEN.

Door #2, and there’s the counter. Earthy folk music playing, earthy folk woman behind the counter, always in her twenties, always a bandana, always something pierced. Wobbly round black tables intermittently full. An old man doing a crossword puzzle from the paper. A young man in tight black turtleneck with legs crossed presidentially, reading Ayn Rand. Two librarian girlfriends look up at you through large thick glasses, their tote bags on the floor leaning against their chairs.

Shaggy-haired student with his Macintosh laptop, nodding to music on his headphones.

Always the moment’s pause, as though you’re thinking about it. Twenty-ounce cappuccino, very dry. $3.57. Hand over a five-dollar bill and a punch card. Smile, thanks, keep the buck, forty-three cent tip. The milk steamer roars. Wait. Take a small glass of water, toss the waxed paper cup in the trash. Watch the beans cooling in the roaster. Read about the Western Highlands of Papua New Guinea, which produce a bean that is mild and sweet yet lively.

Plastic spoon from the dingy bin. Just stand there, spooning the foam off and eating it straight. The first few scoops are pure foamy milk. Further down, brown espresso begins swirling its way into the foam. Finally, you hit liquid.

Toss the spoon, cap the cup, smile at the earthy folk woman and you’re back on the street in the cold air, holding your cup, the inside of your hand burning and the outside freezing.

* * *

She tried to will herself into a sort of semiconscious state, tried to close off any notice of time passing outside and blood leaking inside. They would come soon, and she just had to be ready to call to them. Calling, calling, she called and called.


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Chokecherry Circle: Chapter 13

I expected Lily to be furious, but instead she was scared and excited. I gathered that from the way her hand trembled when she set her Martini down on the poolside table that night, after I returned from the park. She was stretched out in a lounge chair wearing only her black bikini, her pale skin seeming almost to glow in the darkness.

“The neighbors,” I said.

“Fuck the neighbors,” she replied, lighting a Marlboro. “We’re moving soon anyway, I presume. This is going to get messy.”

I couldn’t argue with that.

“Do you know who’s going to go?” she asked forthrightly.

“Maybe we can all stay,” I said.

She shook her head and sat up, pulling her knees to her chest. “You’ve never been that strong,” she said.

“I’m stronger now.”

The look on Lily’s face was incredulous. “I don’t think so,” she said. She rolled the olive into her mouth and chewed it slowly.

“Where’s Anna?” I asked.

Lily pointed up to an upstairs window. “Watching me.”

I looked up, and there was the outline of Anna’s head, black against the brightly lit bedroom. She must have seen me looking at her, but she didn’t look away. “She’s probably wondering what you’re going to do,” I said.

“Maybe,” said Lily. “Want to swim?”

I did. It was wrong to have the scent of Johanna on me when she wasn’t there in the house. I pulled my shirt up and dropped my pants.

“Let’s live somewhere remote next time,” said Lily as she stood up. “Somewhere people won’t see us.”

“We tried that,” I said.

Lily stopped to remember, looking up at the moon. “Yeah,” she acknowledged. “Maybe somewhere semi-rural,” she suggested. “A college town.”

“You’re so sure you’ll be there,” I said coldly.

Lily turned towards me, a quick look of anger flitting across her face before she smiled broadly and reached for my shorts.

Just at that moment, the back door opened and Anna came running across the lawn, completely nude. She grabbed Lily’s hand and yanked her into the pool. They surfaced together, laughing, and Anna reached around to unhook Lily’s top. I jumped in after them, and Lily yanked my shorts off.

They both knew it was one of our last nights together, and that one of them would soon be going away forever. They didn’t know which, and each was filled with a mixture of hope and dread that it might be her. That’s how it is with us. The staying is miserable, but we never want to go.


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Fallen: Chapter 13

Wake up. Feel the tree. Remember where you are. Smell the forest, smell yourself, move your body, kick again and again. Stay in the world. Kick again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

* * *

When you’re growing up, other kids seem so whole, so worldly, so confident. Everyone else understands how it works, knows how to play, knows where to go, what to do.

Every once in a while someone veers off the track, cries or throws up or allows herself to be ostracized. Then there are those kids who are broken, who don’t understand why everyone shrinks from them, who can’t or won’t change the way they smell or dress or laugh. It’s ugly to see that, scary to see what can happen. You hate them and you pity them, and you run away when they come near you. You run somewhere safe, near kids who won’t say anything, who will let you get through another day.

* * *

The sun had definitely moved in the sky. She had been under the tree for hours. The inside of her mouth felt like a strange landscape. It hurt to swallow. Her tongue moved around independently.

She concentrated on the ground under her back, and felt a series of distinct ridges. Rocks, or roots. Something immobile, holding her in place. She threw her hands behind her head and arched her back, trying to relieve the pressure, but there was nowhere to go and she only produced more pain.

* * *

When I get to my locker after Spanish, I find a note from him. Get out of study break and meet me on the mats in the lobby. I grin and bite my lip to keep from squealing. I reach to the back of my locker shelf and grab a weeks-old excuse note from McGill, thoughtlessly written in pencil, and hastily change the date. Flash it to Trainor in the library and I’m off down the wide hallway as people disappear into classrooms. I can feel the turn of every stair through the thin soles of my school shoes, and my legs goose-bump as I run between buildings. Down more stairs, across the dark stage to avoid anyone who might be in the gym, and into the lobby. There he is, sitting on the tall stack of gymnastics mats at the far end of the lobby.

His hair is long, but doesn’t cover his blue eyes. Smooth complexion, maybe with a little five o’clock shadow. Black sneakers, uniform pants, arms warm and strong in his sweatshirt as he takes hold of me and puts his lips to mine. We sit there on the mats, arms around one another.

He’s glad I was able to make it. Of course I made it, and I tell him how. I’m brilliant, he tells me. And beautiful. I ask how he got out. Practice cancelled or something. I put my hand to his cheek and he grins.

We kiss tenderly and forcefully. Our hands wander a bit, but he is a gentleman. When we’re finished, slumped back against the wall, he holds me close and I lay my head on his chest. We may not last past graduation, but in the meantime he’ll protect me from the ravaging insecurities, all the sad cold Saturday nights. For that, I love him intensely. We lie there quietly, safe and warm together as the school hums and bustles around us.


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The Annual Student Show at Fashion U.

I was in the third row of the scrumpiece. Third row from the bottom, five people in. There were a hundred and twenty of us (the guy from iHeartClothes.com was down for the count: gastroenteritis) in a 121-seat scrumpiece. Have you ever seen a scrumpiece? You can get them from Ikea but Fashion U. must have gotten it bespoke. It’s like a bookshelf for humans. They place it at the end of the runway. When you check into the press booth, they assign you your hole in the scrumpiece. You’re instructed to wear black cotton clothes. Once you’ve been to a few of these, you know the insider tricks, like to excise any itchy tags before you squeeze in. You get to the scrumpiece and wiggle your way into your spot (sometimes you need a ladder to get there). Then the assistants hand you your standard-issue camera (sometimes they need a ladder to get to you).

I heard they used to let photographers bring their own cameras but not anymore—they want all of the photographs of the student collections to look the same. No variation in megapixels, or in the capability of a zoom. And then you copy the files from the memory cards and take them back to the blogs where you work and you find they’re encrypted in a way that makes them impossible to Photoshop. Some magic in their technology. Fashion U. does not make themselves subject to sabotage of any kind.

So by the time the show started (exactly at 3:00pm EST), the scrumpiece was basically full. If  you were to look on from the front, the way the models do, you could see all of us, our heads almost poking out, bodies horizontal, cameras resting where our faces were. And that’s how all the pictures of the show look pretty much the same. They let the important people in the rows have little standard-issue pocket cameras for their own personal use. Security empties the pockets of the peanut gallery in the stadium seating.

The show started at 3:01pm EST, which should have been taken as a bad sign, but everyone was so jazzed on coffee and those little blue amphetamine pills you can get at gas stations that no one noticed (no one but me, anyway). You have to get jazzed, otherwise you’ll fall asleep. There are 180 collections, three minutes a pop, nine hours total, and if you fall asleep, you’re screwed. I’m allergic to amphetamines and I hate the taste of coffee, so.

The first fifty shows were the most normal. Twenty outfits apiece. Puppy-print stretch pants look like they’ll be in this season. One student did a print with Labradors and a different student did a print with Corgis. They’ll probably get in a fistfight at the afterparty. I snapped and snapped. Lizard suits, hoop skirts, silver bobsled uniforms. The models are all six feet tall and super thin and walk right down the center of the runway. Snap, snap.

Then around collection 80 or 90, things started to get weird, as they always do, and I felt my comrades in their little cubes get excited and start to wiggle around, trying to get the feeling back in their legs. I stayed still. If I stay still for the full nine hours, I go into this sweet state of hypnosis that I can’t get enough of.

A student sent his models out in brown lipstick and those silver bondage harnesses that were so popular back in 2014, only he told them to crawl on their hands and knees down the runway. The parade. Models wearing computers playing vintage porn, models wearing endangered species of tree branches, models wearing clear plastic thigh-high boots and capes with Sanskrit words painted in iridescent ink. But you could tell the audience was getting disappointed. There was no clear favorite, no one student that was going to propel themselves into notoriety and financing and big magazine spreads. Last year it was Frances Frances, who already has a brand worth 30 mil. These kids looked like they’d all get scooped up by the established brands and contracted for five years of indentured servitude. Sewing buttons on couture suits. I felt horrible for them (but I also felt great, because I was starting to float above my numbness in the scrumpiece).

Then there was a full minute of nothing. No models, no music. People started to whisper to each other. Finally, that incredible new Hokey Pokey dance remix started pumping through the speakers and this skinny bald girl in a pair of blue velvet overalls and nothing else came out to the middle of the runway. “I’m selling myself! Who wants to buy me?” she said, and twirled around a little. Her head was shiny and sort of pale blue. It was silent for 23 seconds, I counted. Her time was almost up when some guy in the peanut gallery came barrelling down past the security guards, waving his titanium credit card, sweating and looking so happy. Snap snap. And the designer in the blue velvet overalls was happy too. She squealed and jumped in his arms and they hightailed it out of there.

I floated over them. I touched her head and it felt like silk. I smelled his good intentions and her irrepressible joy at winning the game of life.

And then I was back in the scrumpiece. Earlobes tingling. I could hear whispers and mumbles, and then one loud person saying, “Someone sold themselves back in 2007. Hello? Does nobody remember this?” But nobody remembered this, I guess. They could probably only remember blue overalls and the semi-restricted breasts underneath them, a rich dude who bought an alien girl, who was probably taking her home and making her linguini, or making himself happy.

The rest of the show went on and I snapped snapped but everyone was distracted after that designer left. The show ended and we got out of our scrumpiece. I sat on the ground with an ice pack, gently rotating my ankles until I could get some feeling in my feet again. I overheard the photographer from Alamode.com talking with the ones from Time Out and Refinery29 and Chic and Runway. I guess they were so surprised by the girl who sold herself that they forgot to get pictures of it. They were all so fucked at their respective publications. Not me—I got the whole thing on film. I’m going to send it to my magazine and they’re going to put it on the cover with a headline that will make people want to buy the blue alien girl. Only they can’t buy her—like that’s ever made a difference before.


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The Apartment

When I think about those six months or so, there are certain things I remember and certain things I don’t. I remember, for example, the name of the cat everyone liked—Darby—but not the name of the other cat.

When there are two cats living in a house, the people living there usually like one of the cats a lot and the other much less.

* * *

I mostly remember the drugs. Painkillers stolen from Cory’s dad who was on hospice, dying of brain cancer. Weed from Jason, or Terry’s cousin’s friend in California—ounces weighed on digital scales, sacked and sold to kids on campus, smoked out of bongs, bowls, and blunts. Lean from doctors when our throats got sore, throwing up while driving past a cop car after drinking eight ounces in an hour. Adderall from that obese girl on campus, or my friends from back home who practically gave the stuff to me. Vyvanse from Sammy, whose doctor prescribed him 90 a month, or that kid in the dorms who sold beer to underage kids. Xanax from Tiffany, until she moved to China, or Blake who sold the yellow four milligram bars in bulk, shipped from India. LSD, staying up for three days straight and losing my shit until Kara showed up with some Klonopin, marching around campus at 4 AM thinking this is my town and I fucking own this campus, peeing my initials (JC) onto the side of a church.

I remember the junkies. The way their words seemed to slide from their slanted mouths, slimy and slurred or coughed up and short. The way their legs bounced anxiously as they waited—always waited—for Jason to come through with Opana or oxy or heroin or whatever they could find that day. The way their zombie-like eyes shone through eyelids like slits, pupils small as pins. The way they scratched their skin obsessively, like there was something underneath it.

The way I too eventually spoke from the side of my mouth, tapped my foot to that haunting, inaudible rhythm, hung pictures of past with the pins of my eyeballs, scratched unendingly at that incessant, incurable itch.

I remember sleeping on the couch, on the rare occasion that I slept, and the way I felt when people said “This is a sweet place, man” or “Oh, I thought you lived here.” I remember searching “effects of un-cleaned cat pee and feces” on Google, wondering if that was why I coughed so much, was so sick all the time.

I remember the first trip to the hospital, the second trip, and so on.

I remember listening to Gucci Mane, Three Six Mafia, and that band we liked to listen to while tripping—the one with the singer related to Sammy’s friend’s friend or whatever.

I remember the cops parking directly across the street from the apartment, pulling over every car that left the complex for “running the stop sign.”

I remember the tapestry in the living room. How someone looked it up online and said it stood “for home, love, and family.”

I remember how empty I became. How nothing meant anything and there were drugs to be done and there was money to be made. Thousands of dollars counted on the cigarette-burned carpet; guns next to the bed in the living room; friends disappearing, disappointed, gone.

* * *

Some things I can’t remember include the address of the apartment, what happened when, and everything I talked about doing but never did.


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Social Incisions

People.

The Main Character often wonders if it has lost any of its individuality throughout its life. It fears that it has picked up various persons’ idiosyncrasies and has lost its own in the process, becoming a patchwork of sort.

Hector Juan…that stupid fuck. The way his voice booms across halls because he is completely unaware of his own volume and he can’t hear to begin with because of his time spent in the army, the gunshots and grenades that went off next to his ear. He touched my penis, you know? Or, well, rather gently slapped it and claimed that, “they did that shit in the Army.” I accepted it and accept the absurdity of human behavior. When he speaks his sentences are concise but lead you to believe he was raised in the south side of Compton. He was not. He was from Palo Alto. He came up beside me one day at work and said, “When the rich wage war, the poor die.” I heard what he said, but I don’t think I was paying attention.  

He cut me and now he bleeds right through.

The Main Character takes a brief moment to look down at a cigarette package and questions how anyone could smoke, especially in 95-degree weather.  The wind blows gently and The Main Character drifts along with it in a parking lot and fragments of something that quite possibly could be nothing drift away as well.

The Main Character must return to its job (contractual obligation). It walks up to the entrance with the paranoia of objective judgment. This is typically the part where The Main Character keeps telling itself:

Projections. Probably even challenges. I wouldn’t even consider them tangible, to a certain extent.

The Main Character feels like it will be okay as long as this “amalgamated manifestation” will offer it support.

They crack a joke. They look at me, expecting a laugh or any response to let them know that I am aware of “humor.” They are easily amused. I am not. So I give them my reluctant laugh that sounds like this: haaaaaaaaaaaa *sucks in air* ssssssssssssssssss. This particular laugh is a strategic way of saying: Yes, I know, I will be your humanoid observer, but please understand that I am here for the experience, not so much your enjoyment. I endure earfuls of shit being shoved to my brain, but they will never realize that I control them remotely with the mute button. Thank you Lenny Carwell. Thank you for this laugh.

He cut me and now he bleeds right through.

The Main Character sometimes likes to get high or drunk or alter its perception anyway it can on irritable days. It likes colorful things. It likes the way a pill is shaped and comes in a variation of shapes and sizes and colors. Birthed from a clay vagina, like all people, The Main Character developed traits from connected pieces of fiction. Some are never true, but everyone is of course molded from a clay vagina, in and out of a House of Junkies, which always leaves broken promises.

Hi. I am an addict forever. I am walking up to this door. Inside this door is a family and a very unhappy life. But I keep coming back. I complain, jesus fuck I complain, but I will always choose this particular door over others. The door looks at me and says, “PASSWORD.” I smile a little and say, “What’s it matter? I will always choose to stay locked out from true happiness.”

The door opens.

She cut me and now she bleeds right through.

And from where is this most feared salutation coming from? Where does its brain revive itself? The Main Character is given an ample amount of opportunities to stop and perceive.  How would it make you feel if every “free” second you had was spent unknowingly supporting your own bad habits? Shitty. The Main Character goes home one day as according to its supposed everyday destiny and thinks of people. It wonders if people think of it. It wonders if it’s even possible for these people to think at all.

The Main Character strikes a flame and lights up a cigarette. It then realizes the purposes of its surroundings: the self-immolation of one’s ego, complete—and maybe satisfying—self-destruction.

They cut me and now they bleed right through.             

 

EPILOGUE

I was staring at the moon, avoiding eye contact with the display of inbred fascism that attempted to light up the sky with an array of colors. Instead the sky coughed and wheezed and silently screamed, begging the moon for help.

The ashes of bodies spread out over the horizon. It was a disease. It was a celebratory epidemic of mass hysteria and confusion, really.

The ashes embody me. They never miss.

Before the night was over I was covered in tongues, assholes, intestines, dried guts, horrible retorts, pleading nostalgia, and missed opportunities.

Someone had told me that every second is a choice, really. It’s all about the mindset you choose. This person would take what seemed to be a negative, and turn it onto a positive.

I guess I’m not too upset about it.


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yesterday i found out she’s getting married (i hope someone puts tripwire across the aisle)

Waking up

feels like drowning

in the ocean.

 

Last night

I went to sleep

wearing yellow

arm floaties

and a really

cool-looking inflatable

duck

around my waist

and sure

I looked

really cute

and adorable

and shit

but it didn’t

end up

helping.

 

I still woke up

20,000 leagues

under the sea

giving fish

the finger

for being able

to breathe

underwater

and for just

floating there

and lookin’ at me

like the smug,

fishy

douches

that they are…

 

My whole life

has become

a search

on how to figure out

how to breathe

underwater.

 

Sometimes

you fall in love

and you fall

and you fall

and then

you hit the ground

but instead

of stopping

you just crash through

the ground

and you still

keep falling

and you’re all like,

“Well shit…

it looks like

I’m going to China,”

 

but then

you crash upwards

through the ground

in China

and you keep falling

upwards

until you’re in

outer space

drowning

in the stars

giving aliens

the finger

because they know how

to breathe

in the stars

and you don’t.

 

You don’t

and you never will

because you’re just

a drowning

10 year old boy

with very misleading

pubic hair.

 

I’m sorry

my very misleading

pubic hair

misled you.

 

It does that

sometimes.

 

But still…

 

Your heart

was supposed to

die

in my hands.

 

Your heart

was supposed to

die

in my hands

but not in

an evil doctor

kind of way

or anything.

 

In a romantic

kind

of way.

 

I was supposed to

comfort it

and keep it

safe

as it slowly

tapped out

of existence

the same way

I was supposed to

comfort it

and keep it safe

while it was

alive.

 

Then

I was even gonna

put some salt

on it

and microwave it

and eat it

and then sew

my asshole

and mouth shut

so no matter

what

it would never

leave me.

 

It kills me

that someone else

gets to

comfort your heart

as it slowly

taps out

of existence

and then gets to

put some salt

on it

and microwave it

and eat it

and then sew

his asshole

and mouth shut

so no matter

what

it never

leaves him.

 

If I ever

stop drowning

underwater

and in the stars

and in the mocking shadows

of lost love

I’m just gonna

punch holes

in walls

until I die

from it.

 

My epitaph

will read,

“Here lies Calvero.

 

He punched

a lot of holes

in a lot of walls

but that was

about it

really.

 

What a poor

bastard.

 

1985-2012”


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Fallen: Chapter 12

I can eat better, I can exercise, I can get all toned. Get more sun, maybe have a procedure or two. The eyebrows. Maybe color my hair blond, look like the others. Join the party.

* * *

They wouldn’t get around to calling for help until late evening. Everybody would look in town first. Why would she ever have taken a trail into the woods alone? They wouldn’t look where she was. Days or weeks later, a family would be hiking along, fanny packs bouncing, when they’d come suddenly upon the horror.

No more waiting in line at the post office. No more days at work being so tired she could cry. No more awkward dates. No more anything.

* * *

There’s a lump. No question about it. The water dripping from the showerhead goes cold.  Toweling off in a daze. Looking online. Calling the doctor. Mom calls, and in the astonishment and fear there’s a slip. Next thing, she’s e-mailed the entire extended family about the lump. Aunt Patty is praying.

A daze of days at work. “Worry is like having a pain, without the actual pain. It blocks everything out.”

It blocks everything out.

Maniacally cheerful greetings to the woman down the hall who’s had a mastectomy.

What’s to lose? Old age? Who needs old age? Byron looked to 30 as the barrier to any real or fierce delight in the passions.

Doctors making jokes in the elevator. Everyone at the test is solicitous, as though death has arrived already. The wait. The verdict…delivered without even looking up from the printouts.

It was going to change life. It was going to mean eternal happiness. It was going to mean delight in the little things. It was going to mean utter content.

It meant those things for about a week.


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Sad Squirrels and Ants

Horrible Bosses seems like a movie I would like to see

after being in the hospital for three days.

 

Today, one of my students kept staring at me.

Then, he finally said,

“It looks like Ms. Stricker got no sleep last night”.

I laughed and the kids all stared

and I could feel the bags under my eyes gaining puffiness.

I would allow around 8 ants to sleep there,

if they wanted.

It would make a really nice bed and I feel really bad for ants;

the way kids love destroying their homes

and killing their families.

Valiantly, the ants carry the dead and wounded away.

 

We all looked like sad squirrels at 2am.

Like the sad squirrels that older people look at

and say they need to get their act together.

And psychology squirrels look at them and say

“Interesting subject” or diagnose them with depression.

But we were depressed together,

which eased some of my anxiety.

And now, I am not really depressed,

but I always say that.

And now, I am no longer surrounded by my fellow sad squirrels

at 2am.

I am by myself checking my breast to see if the lump grew

and knowing I cannot see a doctor

because the doctors do not take white patients

and I have no car to drive away.

That is my new 2am.

 

“Ms. Stricker says when she lays down to sleep,

she hears our voices calling out ‘Ms. Stricker! Ms. Stricker!’”

The ants carry the wounded away.


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How to Sleep in a Stranger’s Bed

It was 2 PM in an antique shop in some trendy sub-sect of Alexandria. I was lost somewhere between thinking about shower sex in a public dorm bathroom and trying to decide whether to buy an antique opal bracelet with a worn, silver, clothespin hinge.

I walked through and around ornate baroque-style tables, stacks of vintage Time magazines, oversized gumball machines, and two small Chow Chow puppies that belonged to the store’s owner. In one hand I was holding a lukewarm chai latte and in the other hand I held a brushed brass birdcage that I was told was made in the garage of a 56-year-old man in Salt Lake City, Utah on March 3, 1942—a day that was not distinct to him for any particular reason, other than the fact that he made a birdcage for his small blue and green parakeet. He named this parakeet Jesse. He liked his animals to have human names and custom homes. I wanted to fill the birdcage with paper cranes. I thought that would be a thing to do since I can’t be trusted with the fragility of living creatures. Walking through the antique store felt like walking through a museum filled with trivial items from trivial people. It somehow felt more sacred. The unknown origins of the items were making me anxious. Everything smelled old and I felt like I was ruining it. I wafted Axe body wash whenever I walked too quickly.

I thought about earlier that morning. I remembered my body bent over in a communal shower being fucked by a stranger.

I wanted to be someone else. I had about $40 left in my bank account and I wanted to spend it all on other people’s stuff. On the back of a shelf behind a bowl of rusting rings that reeked of failed promises I saw a black opal bracelet. I imagined that I had events to go to that required a black tie date and a black opal bracelet—something nice and respectable. Where I could drink champagne from a glass that was made to drink champagne out of instead of guzzling down forties in an attempt to keep up with guys that were playing “Edward Forty-hands.”

Earlier that morning I had woken up, night-wrecked and cold, jammed up against a vaguely familiar body with the vaguely familiar bulge digging into my spine. My hair was matted into a double constrictor knot like pocket jammed headphones and last night’s mascara was becoming this morning’s eye infection. Ever since I had broken up with my boyfriend I had been waking up in strange places. I turned my head toward the almost stranger and expected to see a familiar face.

When is the appropriate time to tell someone that you could never love them? I thought of a line from a Maoist text: “With company they grow easily, when they grow together they will be comfortable.”

Breathing into myself, my breath tasted like stale smoke, semen, and undetermined alcoholic substances. I rubbed my tongue across my teeth; goldfish to an anemone. All I wanted was a toothbrush and a chai latte. Maybe some eye drops. I wondered if I had any important e-mails.

Rolling over gently in the bed of an almost stranger, trying to find my clothes without making too much noise, the alarm on my iPhone went off. It was 8 AM apparently. It was 8 AM and my alarm was going off, the almost stranger was waking up, I had almost recovered all of my clothes, and all I wanted to do was finish off the morning sleeping alone in my own bed.

Before I could shut off my alarm the almost stranger turned to me and pulled me back into the mass of sheets and evaporated sweat. He rolled over to plank on top of my body. Laying stiff, I thought that I could somehow make him think that I had fallen back asleep or that I had been sleepwalking and was never actually awake.

The almost stranger kissed me on my lips. I tried not to visibly cringe as to keep up the illusion that I was asleep. The almost stranger kept mashing his lips against my unresponsive mouth, prodding them with his tongue. He took his vaguely familiar hands to the tops of my shoulders, moved them down against my arms, and pushed his fingers in between mine like he was about to hold my hand. Instead of holding my hand he pulled my fingers toward his vaguely familiar crotch and expected me to do something. For a moment I thought that if I just pretended that I was asleep for a little bit longer this would eventually have to stop happening to me.

I wanted to be someone else. “I have no idea what I am doing with my life any more,” I thought, under the weight of a stranger. Uncertainty and flux are often mistaken for progress. Panicking, as I realized the true length of minutes and the failure of my “just play dead” strategy, I flung my mascara-crusted eyes open and started to move my hands around the general area of the almost stranger’s crotch. Somewhere in my brain it registered as rude for me to just get up and leave. The almost stranger, still planking on top of me, buried his head between my neck and my shoulder blade.

“Do you want to have shower sex?” he asked.

“Can I just check my e-mail first?”

I checked my Gmail inbox on my iPhone. I had five Facebook notifications and spam messages from automated subscriptions that I couldn’t remember signing up for.

“Okay. Let’s go.”

“Okay. Here.”

The almost stranger handed me a towel that looked slightly used. I opened the door and walked barefoot down the hall that led to the communal showers. The almost stranger followed behind me, directing me to the bathroom.

“Turn left here”

“Here?”

“Yeah.”

The bathroom was empty. We undressed silently, hanging our clothes and our towels onto the shower rod when we finished. The almost stranger pulled me into the shower and turned on the water. “Cold…” I mumbled. The almost stranger attempted to initiate physical contact. “He wants me to do something… it’s too cold…” I thought.

“Can you turn up the hot water more?”

“Oh yeah. Sorry.”

The almost stranger pressed me up against the beige tiled wall of the frat house bathroom, with my head pulled back at the optimal angle to have Head and Shoulders 2-n-1 shampoo and conditioner streaming into my eyes and running down into my open mouth. I could feel my skin pulling at the constant quiet weight of hot water. I could feel my skin expanding from the release of sticky sweat. I could feel my brain expanding as it filled with tiny thoughts and big thoughts and as the tiny thoughts and the big thoughts fought each other like lightweight boxers for space and attention until they were reduced to just dull buzzing shower noise. Suddenly I wanted to scream out “THINGS WILL GET BETTER WITH TIME ALL THINGS HEAL” when I orgasmed but, I thought, I probably wouldn’t have an orgasm. Maybe, I thought, as I was being fucked from behind, that could become my mantra. I could at least mutter it under my breath or sing it to the tune of Happy Birthday so that way people would always think that I was happy and growing. On the other side of the shower curtain oversized frat guys, semi-permanently clothed in pastel colored shorts were audibly pissing. The layered symphony of piss and rhythmic fucking played back in my mind.

The almost stranger walked me back to my dorm room. On the way back, we stopped in a gazebo that was located next to the campus’s wildflower preservation. The almost stranger packed a bowl and we smoked together under the gazebo, surrounded by native wildflowers.


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