Index: Lucy

Journal Entries

1. Fuck This Shit (11/1/11)

2. The Ten Most Annoying Things About My Housemate (11/18/11)

3. The Dangers of Judging Your Friends’ Relationships (12/7/11)

4. In Defense of Cheaters (12/13/11)

5. What I Wanted for My Birthday, and What I Actually Got (1/8/12)

6. And Then There Were Three (1/15/12)

7. A Message from the Residents of Unreality House (2/6/12)

8. Saying Goodbye to Will (2/7/12)

9. It’s Valentine’s Day, and My Boyfriend Just Died (2/14/12)

10. Planning Your Visit to Unreality House (2/27/12)

11. I’m Not Going to Scratch Your Ass for Free, and I’m Not Going to Write for Free Either (3/8/12)

12. On Keeping Your Balance (4/9/12)

13. They Sold the Damn House! (4/16/12)

14. Pros and Cons of Being “Vulnerable” in Your Writing (4/19/12)

15. Types of People Whose Experiences I Understand (4/30/12)

16. Our Legal System is Fucked (5/6/12)

17. Packing Up (5/19/12)

18. Things about Civilization I’m Not Looking Forward to Returning To (5/21/12)

19. What I’m Looking Forward to About Moving Home for the Summer (5/29/12)

20. Ten Things I’ve Been Fucking Up for the Past Eight Months (1/29/13)

21. On Bad Decisions (2/5/13)

22. Why I’m a Writer and You’re Not (3/24/13)

Memoir Posts

1. I Miss Being a Server (11/6/11)

2. The Thanksgiving My Mom Lost Custody (11/24/11)

3. The Pros and Cons of Skipping Family Christmas (12/24/11)

4. You Can’t Count on Your Siblings for Jack Shit (1/12/12)

5. Ten Things I Think My Boyfriend Might Have Been Telling Me By Slipping a Tube of Lube Into My Nightstand Drawer (2/29/12)

6. Reasons I’ve Broken Up With Guys, Ranked From Most to Least Bullshit (3/7/12)

7. Five Toys From My 80s Childhood That Did Not Need to Come Back, and Five That Should (4/4/12)

8. Rain is So Cozy When You’re With Someone, and So Fucking Bleak When You’re Alone (5/4/12)

Fiction/Poetry

1. A Bread Cutter Gently to the Throat (11/11/11)

2. Raoul the Bird: Looking for Love on Craigslist (11/29/11)

3. New Year’s Week: Chapter 1 (12/19/11)

4. New Year’s Week: Chapter 2 (1/3/12)

5. New Year’s Week: Chapter 3 (1/31/12)

6. Why I Can’t Have Nice Guys (New Year’s Week: Chapter 4) (2/20/12)

7. a poem about questions i have not asked myself (3/6/12)

8. No, You Don’t Want to Meet My Family (New Year’s Week: Chapter 5) (3/21/12)

9. Amusing Myself to Death (New Year’s Week: Chapter 6) (3/30/12)

10. I Started Writing About My Daycare Job and Ended Up Writing About Sex for Money (New Year’s Week: Chapter 7) (4/7/12)

11. Should I Fuck My Client? (New Year’s Week: Chapter 8) (7/26/12)