Journal Entries

1. This is Bat Country (11/2/11)

2. What We Look Like (11/13/11)

3. I’m Just Going to Live-Blog This Conversation I’m Overhearing Between Tate and Will (12/2/11)

4. Here’s What the Hell is Going On Around Here (1/4/12)

5. I’m Just Going to Live-Blog This Conversation I’m Hearing Between Lucy and Will (1/25/12)

6. A Day in the Life of Unreality House (2/3/12)

7. Places the Cops Haven’t Looked for Drugs Yet (2/8/12)

8. Recipes Submitted by Readers of the New Ulm, Minnesota Newspaper in 1979 (2/11/12)

9. How These Tootsie Roll Wrappers Got In My Pants (3/18/12)

10. People Get Off On Watching People Make Out Who Don’t Want to Make Out (3/26/12)

11. The Night Will Died: FAQ (3/27/12)

12. I’m Not Sorry I’m Better-Looking Than You (3/29/12)

13. My Failed Attempt to Non-Ironically Enjoy a Summer Day (4/1/12)

14. Oh, Look at You, Free-Spirit Guy! (4/10/12)

15. Ten Things You Can Write About Besides Sex and Still Get Clicks (4/13/12)

16. I’m Not Presumptuous Enough to Call Myself an Addict (5/1/12)

17. Pros and Cons of Hooking Up with Moms (5/2/12)

18. What I Learned This Year About Writing (5/22/12)

19. I Am These Things (5/27/12)

20. Things You Do While On House Arrest in Florida (1/30/13)

21. A Field Guide to the Assholes Who Are Staying at Our Place (3/18/13)

22. That Threesome Was Even More Awkward Than I Expected I Would Be (4/6/13)

Fiction and Poetry

1. The Mysterious Keep: Chapter 1 (11/7/11)

2. The Mysterious Keep: Chapter 2 (11/24/11)

3. The Mysterious Keep: Chapter 3 (12/27/11)

4. The Mysterious Keep: Chapter 4 (1/13/12)

5. How to Paint Nudes Without Them Knowing (2/18/12)

6. Small Talk (3/17/12)

7. This Food Court Is My Safe Place (4/12/12)

8. Selena Gomez Instagram Comment Flarf (5/23/12)

9. A Cynic’s Love Poem (5/24/12)

Memoir Posts

1. The Pros and Cons of Cougars (11/19/11)

2. The Cat We Never Flushed Down the Toilet (12/15/11)

3. The Best Easy Chair I Ever Fucked (1/1/12)

4. The Ten Worst “Classic” Books I’ve Ever Read (1/9/12)

5. Ten Tips for Enjoying Watersports (Yes, That Kind of Watersports) (2/1/12)

6. My Life in the Dirt (2/21/12)

7. Pros and Cons of Being an Investment Banker (2/23/12)

8. Every Time I’ve Had the Wind Knocked Out of Me (3/9/12)

9. Why I Bullied (4/2/12)

10. The Girl I Wanted in the Summer of 1997 (4/14/12)